What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 12:44
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Dodgers To Designate Chuckie Robinson For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
mRNA, once lauded as a scientific marvel, is now a government target - statnews.com
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
No way
NASA is already great. Right now. - NASA Watch
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...